UMMOAELWEE
COUNTRY: SPAIN
No. of copies: 3
URGENT
Mr Xaps:
We have picked up your intention of holding a formal meeting in a city of Spain, Madrid or another. Although the intention and the details perceived are praiseworthy in every respect, WE BEG YOU TO REFRAIN AT THIS TIME FROM HOLDING FORMAL MEETINGS CONCERNING OUR EXISTENCE AND OUR CULTURE. There are powerful reasons for our plea. Know that a meeting of that kind, even with the number of attendees reduced to a minimum, would endanger a series of plans we are devising on OYAGAA, some of them unfolding in the country Spain. We will let you know when this situation ends and will recommend a city for the meeting for greater safety. We are moved by the feelings that the study of our culture arouses in you, but we beg you to hold your encounters on your XANMOO AYUBAA, within the group(1) intelligently designed by you, Mr Xaps. That network site, we know, is protected for the time being. We would warn you as soon as we detected the slightest intrusion or threat. Nevertheless, go on intelligently distorting the words you consider likely to be detected as keywords, and in that way we are sure your communications will be protected. Tell your brothers in Madrid that they may go on meeting informally in the secluded restaurant they usually frequent. That is very convenient for us for reasons you suspect. We are truly sorry about the reaction of your brother X.X. (erase the initials when you circulate this letter on a restricted basis to your close brothers), which, though partly expected, does not exempt us from responsibility for the clumsiness we showed. I have had to impose an unavoidable punishment on one of our brothers for the excessive imprudence with which he spoke to that sensitive and vulnerable brother of yours, all the more so knowing the peculiarities of his tormented BUAWAA. We deplore that he still does not believe in the purity of our intentions and that he insists on blaming everything on another brother of his, totally innocent of those charges and sufficiently punished by a cruel pathology.
My hand on your generous chest, noble Mr Xaps.
